Yesterday, as I was standing in the kitchen washing a few baking trays, Miss K runs into the house and says "Mum, I have a new story for your DumbA-word Dog thing!"
I of course, dismissed this. I forgot about it until this morning, as we were on our way to do grocery shopping.
Me : "K, what was the story you have for me for the Dumbarse Dog blog?"
K : "Oh, DD climbed a tree."
InfoxicatedMan : "But, dogs can't climb trees"
K : "yeah, but DD did."
Me : "Maybe noone told DD she's a dog. Maybe she thinks she's a cat"